Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears
a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to
yell louder. "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong
guy. Push off" and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens
it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He
thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the
little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, push off! You've got the
wrong bloke!
I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting and late in the afternoon
he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the
same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting "You
sign!
You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the
little man by his shirt front and yells at him; "Look, I don't want
these!
Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to
give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his
clipboard, and says:
(It's a beauty)
(Wait for it)
"You not Nissan Maindealer?"
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