hahaha!! I liked it. I'll pass that onto some freinds :)
Scott
Davo
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From: Scott <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Ozdat <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Thursday, 21 December, 2000 18:50
Subject: Fw: So little time, so many presents...
>
>>There are approximately two billion children(persons under 18)in the
world.
>>However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or
>>Buddhist (except maybe in Japan)religions, this reduces the workload for
>>Christmas night to 15% of the total,or 378 million. At an average rate of
>>3.5 children per household,that comes to 108 million homes, presuming
there
>>is at least one old child in each.
>>
>>Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the
different
>>time zones and the rotation of the earth,assuming east to west(which seems
>>logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that
>>for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000 th
>>of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the
>>stocking, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever
>>snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the
>sleigh
>>and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops
>>is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be
>>false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now
>>talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million
miles,
>>not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is
moving
>>at 650 miles per second--3,000 times the speed of sound. The payload of
the
>>sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets
>>nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set(two pounds), the sleigh is
>>carrying over 500 thousands tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a
>>conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting
>that
>>the "flying" reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't
be
>>done with eight or even nine of them---Santa would need 360,000 of them.
>>This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another
>>54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the
>>ship,not the monarch). 600,000 tonne travelling at 650 miles
>> per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the
>>reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's
>>atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion
joules
>>of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost
>> instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening
>>sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized
>>within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached
>>the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as
>a
>>result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001
seconds,would
>>be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound
>Santa(which
>>seems ludicrously slim)
>>would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force,
>>instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering
>blob
>>of pink goo.
>>
>>Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.............
>>
>
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