-----Original Message----- From: Emily Pooley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, 11 December 2001 1:09 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Fwd: Language research >Subject: Language research > > > > > > > A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the > > difference between potentially and realistically?" > > The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother > > if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. > > > > Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a > > million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for >a > > million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." > > > > So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with > > Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I > > would.I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that." > > > > The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with > > Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Would I? I would >just > > love > > to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity!" > > > > The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with > > Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do > > you know how much a million could buy?" > > > > The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. > > His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between > > potentially and realistically?" > > > > The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three > > million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a > > fag." > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
