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> > >Subject: King Billy Cokebottle
> >From the mouth of aboriginal comedian King Billy Cokebottle** > > > >I was travellin in the outback one day wit my friend Morton, when off in the distance we sees a booze bus (police). Morton thinks this is great and heads straight for it. > > > >We pulls up and Morton winds his window down and says "Two cans of Emu Export thanks mate! " > > > >The copper looks at me and Morton and says "You must be drunk! Get out of the car and blow into this bag for me." Morton got out of > >the car and said "Sorry boss, I can't blow in that. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if I blow in that." > > > >The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says "OK. In these cases we require you to give a blood sample." "Nah nah sorry > >boss. Can't be doin that. I got a letter from the Red Cross saying I'm a Hemophiliac and I could bleed to death. Sorry boss, can't do > >that" said Morton. > > > >By now the copper is getting fairly pissed off and finally demands a urine sample for testing. Morton looks at him and says "Sorry boss, > >can't do that either." The copper says "Surely you can't have a letter for that!!! " > > > >"Bloody oath mate." says Morton. "It's from the government. Says that you whites can't take the piss out of us Black Fellers." > > --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ --------------------------------------------------------------------- |
