gave me a giggle
----- Original Message ----- From: Stuey Roberts <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2003 9:51 PM Subject: OFF TOPIC: Cop joke, very good > hey listers, i got sent this by my old man today, and thought i would share > it with everyone, it is GOLD!!!!!! > > > > > While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 20 kmph over) > > > I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. > Naturally, > > > he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the > hurry?" > > > I replied, "I'm late for work." > > > "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?" > > > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. > > > The cop said, "What? Rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher > DO?" > > > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two > > > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I > > > can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's > > > about 6 foot wide." > > > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" > > > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a > > > bridge....." > > > > > > Bail: $100 > > > Ticket: $95 > > > Look on cop's face: Priceless > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > E-mail just got a whole lot better. New ninemsn Premium. Click here > http://ninemsn.com.au/premium/landing.asp > > > --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [EMAIL PROTECTED] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------
