Mohit, you can put me on your mailing list for the jokes. No worrys!!
-----Original Message----- From: Mohit K. Autar [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, 7 February 2005 9:10 AM To: [email protected] Subject: RE: Chews in China Hi guys, Sorry guys for the jokes i sent.i was just thinking to have a little bit of fun.as this is a forum by right i should not send jokes. anyway have a nice day and no heart feelings. Mohit. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Heath Sent: Saturday, February 05, 2005 12:38 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Chews in China Mohit i've take no offence, if people can't take a joke, then they have the problem, and that's the problem these days!!! everyone must be politically correct, and it's bullshit! Mohit i enjoy reading these jokes, who ever and what ever they are about they are jokes! Heath ----- Original Message ----- From: "Mohit K. Autar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Membersozdat (E-mail)" <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, 4 February 2005 1:00 Subject: Jews in China > > >Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant. >During their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" >"I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?" When >the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?" The waiter >said, "I don't know sir,let me ask," and went into the kitchen. >He returned a few minutes later and said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews." >Are you sure?" Al asked. >I'll check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. > >While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews in >China. Our people are scattered everywhere." >At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said. >"Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe there are >no Chinese Jews." Exasperated, the waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask >everyone! We have Apple Jews, Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. >But no one hear of Chinese Jews!" > > > -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.5 - Release Date: 3/02/2005 -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.5 - Release Date: 3/02/2005 --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [email protected] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ --------------------------------------------------------------------- -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.5 - Release Date: 3/02/2005 --membersozdat------------------------------------------------------- OZDAT Mailing List Please Note:- Send (un)subscribe requests to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Send submissions to [email protected] No unauthorised redistribution of this email http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/index.htm http://www.ozdat.com/ozdatonline/listindex.html http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ --------------------------------------------------------------------- -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 265.8.5 - Release Date: 3/02/2005
