Hi y'all - for those who don't live in the Mid South or are thinking of moving here:
Redneck medical terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome. Cat Scan.....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her. Coma........................A punctuation mark. Dilate......................To live long. Enema.......................Not a friend. Fester......................Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................A small lie. Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on. Impotent....................Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane. Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates....................Cheaper than day rates. Node........................I knew it. Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative..............A letter carrier. Rectum......................Darn near killed him. Seizure.....................Roman emperor. Tablet......................A small table. Tumor.......................More than one. Urine.......................Opposite of you're out Varicose....................Near by --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Memphis Freethought Alliance" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/memphisfreethoughtalliance?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
