They keep promising global warming but so far we have not seen much improvement. I say, "bring it on" - especially about January.
Randy -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of andrew strasfogel Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2008 8:29 AM To: Mercedes Discussion List Subject: Re: [MBZ] OT Friday humor Politics Fw: illegal aliens Yeah, but your winters will be moderating as the planet heats up... Besides, my BIL is the biggest whiner about the cold, and he has lived in Manitoba and Edmonton his entire life. On Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 5:06 PM, R A Bennell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Yeah, but we know you are going to complain about the weather. > > Randy > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of andrew strasfogel > Sent: Monday, September 22, 2008 1:32 PM > To: Mercedes Discussion List > Subject: Re: [MBZ] OT Friday humor Politics Fw: illegal aliens > > > I am practically an honorary Canadian anyway already, with my multiple > visits and complete lack of rude thoughts or actions. > > On Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 12:10 PM, R A Bennell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Maybe Canada? We are likely in the process of giving Harper a majority > this > > election. > > > > Randy > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of andrew strasfogel > > Sent: Friday, September 19, 2008 9:44 PM > > To: Mercedes Discussion List > > Subject: Re: [MBZ] OT Friday humor Politics Fw: illegal aliens > > > > > > Where will the "conservatives" go when Obama/Biden prevail? > > > > On Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 5:30 PM, Kris Gilmore < > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > > > >Subject: illegal aliens > > > > > > > >just kidding ... i think ... > > > > > > > > From the MANITOBA HERALD, Canada (a very underground paper): The > > > > flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada > > > > has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased > > > > patrols to stop the illegal immigration. > > > > > > > >The possibility of a McCain/Palin election is prompting the exodus > > > >among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to > > > >hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. > > > > > > > >Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of > > > >sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians > > > >crossing their fields at night. > > > > > > > >I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood > > > >producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, > > > >whose acreage borders North Dakota . > > > > > > > >The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could > > > >spar e a latte and some free-range chicken. > > > > > > > >When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to > > > >show him my screenplay, eh?" > > > > > > > >In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher > > > >fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing > > > >speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real > > > >effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush > > > >annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." > > > > > > > >Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet > > > >liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station > > > >wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for > > > themselves. > > > > > > > >"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an > > > >Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop > > > >of drinking water. "They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, > > > though." > > > > > > > >When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often > > > >wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors > > > >have been circulating about the McCain administration establishing > > > >re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to shoot wolves > > > >from airplanes, deny evolution, and act out drills preparing them > > > >for the Rapture. > > > > > > > >In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of > > > >crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on > > > >bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a > > > >half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian > > > >immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the > > > >supposed senior-citizen passengers on Pe rry Como and Rosemary > > > >Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s. > > > > > > > >"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk > > > >Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. > > > > > > > >Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are > > > >creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan > > > >Sarandon movies. > > > > > > > >"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just > > > >can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history > > > >and English majors does one country need?" > > > > > > > > > Dave Gilmore, Cameron WV > > > > > > Earth first... log the other planets later. > > > > > > _______________________________________ > > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > > > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > > > _______________________________________ > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > > _______________________________________ > > http://www.okiebenz.com > > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > > _______________________________________ > http://www.okiebenz.com > For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ > For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: > http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
