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Begin forwarded message: > Subject: Fw: Understanding Engineers > > > > --- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Understanding Engineers - Take > > one > > > > > > > > Two engineering students were walking across a university > > campus when one said, 'Where did you get such a great > > bike?' > > > > > > > > The second engineer replied, 'Well, I was walking along > > yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman > > rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all > > her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.' > > > > > > > > The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, 'Good > > choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you > > anyway.' > > > > Understanding Engineers > > - Take Two > > > > > > > > To the optimist, the glass is half full. > > > > > > > > To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. > > > > > > > > To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to > > be. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Understanding Engineers - Take > > Three > > > > > > > > A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one > > morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. > > > > > > > > The engineer fumed, ˜What's with those blokes? We > > must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!' > > > > > > > > The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've > > never seen such inept golf!' > > > > > > > > The priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. > > Let's have a word with him.' > > > > > > > > He said, 'Hello, George! What's wrong with that > > group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't > > they?' > > > > > > > > The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group > > of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our > > clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play > > for free anytime.' > > > > > > > > The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, > > 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer > > for them tonight.' > > > > > > > > The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact > > my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything > > he can do for them.' > > > > > > > > The engineer said, 'Why can't they play at > > night?' > > > > > > > > > > > > Understanding > > Engineers - Take Four > > > > > > > > What is the difference between mechanical engineers and > > civil engineers? > > > > > > > > Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets. > > > > > > > > > > > > Understanding Engineers > > - Take Five > > > > > > > > The graduate with a science degree asks, 'Why does it > > work?' > > > > > > > > The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How > > does it work?' > > > > > > > > The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How > > much will it cost?' > > > > > > > > The graduate with an arts degree asks, 'Do you want > > fries with that?' > > > > > > > > > > > > Understanding Engineers > > - Take Six > > > > > > > > Three engineering students were gathered together > > discussing the possible designers of the human body. > > > > > > > > One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer Just look at > > all the joints.' > > > > > > > > Another said, 'No, it was an electrical engineer. The > > nervous system has many thousands of electrical > > connections.' > > > > > > > > The last one said, 'No, actually it had to have been a > > civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline > > through a recreational area?' > > > > > > > > > > > > Understanding Engineers > > - Take Seven > > > > > > > > Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, > > don't fix it. > > > > > > > > Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it > > doesn't have enough features yet. > > > > > > > > > > > > Understanding Engineers > > - Take Eight > > > > > > > > An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog > > called out to him and said, 'If you kiss me, I'll > > turn into a beautiful princess.' > > > > > > > > He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. > > > > > > > > The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and > > turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you > > for one week.' > > > > > > > > The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it > > and returned it to the pocket. > > > > > > > > The frog then cried out, 'If you kiss me and turn me > > back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week > > and do ANYTHING you want.' > > > > > > > > Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put > > it back into his pocket. > > > > > > > > Finally, the frog asked, What is the matter? I've told > > you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with > > you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you > > kiss me?' > > > > > > > > The engineer said, 'Look, I'm an engineer. I > > don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, > > now that's cool.' > > > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new and used parts go to www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
