Subject: A New Car
This was sent to me today. I just got my new Mercedes 500 SL, and I returned to the dealer the next day with the complaint that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie," he continued .... and then "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved just in time to avoid them. "A--holes!" I yelled..... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on Drums and Bill Clinton on sax.... I love this car!!! Just a joke, no flames please. Jim in Phoenix
