> Two Eskimos sitting, paddling along in a kayak, when one felt a little chilly > so he made > a little pile of sticks and lit a fire in the craft. > > His friend shouted at him to put it out, but the warning was ignored. > > Unsurprisingly, the kayak sank quite quickly and finding themselves in the > cold water, the > second Eskimo whacked his idiot mate over the head with a now redundant > paddle. > > "Ouch!!" said the previously warm Eskimo, "what did you do that for?!?" > > "Because, you idiot," said the second Eskimo, "Don't you know that you can't > have your > kayak and heat it too??" Gerry
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