Hi guys.... Think everyone can relate to the following new words and definitions in their current or former careers.....
Enjoy, Chuck > > Study, there will be a test >> >> 1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a >> deadline was > missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. >> 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, >> craps > on everything, and then leaves. >> 3. ASSMOSIS : The process by which some people seem to absorb >> success and > advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard >> 4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming >> upstream > only to get screwed and die in the end. >> 5. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. >> 6. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a > cubefarm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's > going on. >> 7. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch > potato. >> 8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What >> Yuppies > get into when they have children and one of them stops working to > stay home > withthe kids. >> 9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed >> out and > whiny. >> 10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless >> because > magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. >> 11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's > workplace. >> 12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are >> Annoying but > you find yourself unable to stop watching them. >> 13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out >> of an > electronic device to get it to work again. >> 14. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning >> just above > the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often > profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were > designed > to solve. >> 15. 404: Someone who is clueless. From the World Wide Web error >> Message > '404 Not Found,' meaning that the requested site could not be located. >> 16. GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly >> the same > no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and > subdivisions. >> 17. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you >> realize that > you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email > bymistake). >> 18.WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks. >> 19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a > CubeFarm. > _______________________________________ http://www.okiebenz.com For new parts see official list sponsor: http://www.buymbparts.com/ For used parts email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe or change delivery options go to: http://okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com
