Subject: Money
  
  
Money..... 
  
  It can buy a Bed 
  
  But not Sleep 
  
  It can buy a Clock 
  
  But not Time 
  
  It can buy you a Book 
  
  But not Knowledge 
  
  It can buy you a Position 
  
  But not Respect 
  
  It can buy you Medicine 
  
  But not Health 
  
  It can buy you Blood 
  
  But not Life 
  
  It can buy you Sex 
  
  But not Love 
  
  So you see money isn't everything. 
  
  And it often causes pain and suffering. 
  
  I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to 

  take away your pain and suffering.... 
  
  So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. 
  
  Cash is fine.
 
  xoxox, MC
 


 

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