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Hello Everyone,
Since it is getting close of Tucson I have decided
to start releasing the latest thing in meteorites. Promising to be more
popular then lunar or martian meteorites..
METEORITE PET ROCKS!
Yes that's right you remember the pet rock craze of
the 80's. People would go on talk shows and claim that their pet rock
talks to them. Have you ever wanted to talk to a meteorite and get its
orgin first hand? Here your chance. I promise these meteorite pet
rocks can do everything a regular pet ock can plus more. See your Pet
meteorite rock hold a magnet WITHOUT HANDS! How does he do it?
We will never know unless we ask him.
How much do they exspect to pay for something so
close of the cutting room's floor? $299.99? $199.99? $99.99? No for
a limited time you can have one for $79.99. Supplies are limited...but
wait theirs more....
Each Meteorite Pet Rock will come with a lifetime
of food supply and eyes that seem to watch you no matter where you are in the
room. Its amazing?
This product was test marketed in several major
cities street corners and here is a sample of our positive
responces...
"What's a meteorite?"
"A Pet What?"
"You want how much for that little
rock?"
"Hey, get out of the road"
This last craze...simular to the hoola hoop...will
be as popular as the New Coke. Pick up that phone...operators are standing
by. Please have your credit card handy.
Call 1-800-PET-METOR
Note: For an extra change we can paint your Martian
rocks green and glue eyes to them.
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