(found on a joke page)

Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

A #1:   None! Astronomers aren't afraid of the dark
A #2:  One more than the number of people who vote to keep the street    
            lights the same.
A #3:  One eloquent speaker at a town meeting.
A #4:  One to measure it's black body radiation at room tempreature to 
            verify it is totally dead.
A #5:  Just one, if he can shoot straight.
    


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