Considering the severity of farts, all sales of beans at the Tucson show are hereby suspended
On Sun, Jan 27, 2013 at 4:45 PM, Adam Hupe <[email protected]> wrote: > Sounds like good advice to me. Nothing a six pack of bourbon couldn't > handle. My neighbor, who still feels violated and is angered by the methane > Queen attack on the elevator swears that a few good whiskey shots mixed with > natural honey finally allowed him to semi-recover after two weeks of lost > income. This normally tough guy was reduced to a blithering germ-a-phobe > after contracting the flu from the unsavory encounter which he had to explain > to his now sick and angry wife. He refuses to talk much about it and would > rather put the noxious incident behind him. > > > Nasty stuff, > > Take care, > > Adam > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Galactic Stone & Ironworks <[email protected]> > To: Adam Hupe <[email protected]> > Cc: Adam <[email protected]> > Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2013 4:12 PM > Subject: Re: [meteorite-list] Fwd: OT: Flu shot before Tucson? > > The key here is to have an active and proactive immune response. Make > your body as toxic as possible to all viral and microbial invaders. > Smoke cigars, drink straight bourbon, pop vitamins. I cannot > emphasize this enough - smoke like a dragon and drink like a madman. > The smoke and alcohol will kill any bug foolish enough to stick > around. ;) > > Works for me. > > Best regards, > > MikeG > > PS - Cohibas are good for flu. I recommend Knob Creek for stomach > ailments and Maker's Mark for head colds. > > -- > ------------------------------------------------------------- > Web - http://www.galactic-stone.com > Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/galacticstone > Twitter - http://twitter.com/GalacticStone > Pinterest - http://pinterest.com/galacticstone > RSS - http://www.galactic-stone.com/rss/126516 > ------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > On 1/27/13, Adam Hupe <[email protected]> wrote: >> Great, now there is a stomach virus spreading like wild-fire throughout the >> U.S. and a flu shot will not help. They are calling it a "super bug" since >> it can live on surfaces for weeks and as little as 18 microbes instead of >> 1,000 can spread it . It effects the gastrointestinal system so somebody >> spreading it through a foul fart now seems plausible. I guess laughing at >> my neighbor trapped in an elevator in which some woman damaged the air isn't >> so funny after all. >> >> I am almost afraid to leave my house after hearing this glowing report: >> >> http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/01/26/doctors-warn-of-new-stomach-superbug-hitting-u-s/ >> >> Adam >> ______________________________________________ >> >> Visit the Archives at http://www.meteorite-list-archives.com >> Meteorite-list mailing list >> [email protected] >> http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list >> > > ______________________________________________ > > Visit the Archives at http://www.meteorite-list-archives.com > Meteorite-list mailing list > [email protected] > http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list ______________________________________________ Visit the Archives at http://www.meteorite-list-archives.com Meteorite-list mailing list [email protected] http://six.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/meteorite-list
