Aussie Jeff wrote:

"I actually found the antler in the first couple of days. Then Mike
  mentioned that he had found the same one the year before."

Absolutely off-topic but, nevertheless, I'm sure you'll like it ;-))

Cheers from Germany
Today's temps: 93F

Bernd


John Steinbeck: Travels with Charley

There are customs, attitudes, myths and directions and changes that seem to be 
part of the structure of America. And I propose to discuss them as they were 
first thrust on my attention. While these discussions go on you are to imagine 
me bowling along on some little road or pulled up behind a bridge, or cooking a 
big pot of lima beans and salt pork. And the first of these has to do with 
hunting.

I could not have escaped hunting if I had wanted, for open seasons spangle the 
autumn. We have inherited many attitudes from our recent ancestors, who 
wrestled this continent as Jacob wrestled the angel, and the pioneers won. From 
them we take a belief that every American is a natural born hunter. And every 
fall a great number of men set out to prove that without talent, training, 
knowledge, or practice they are dead shots with rifle or shotgun. The results 
are horrid. [. . .]

It isnt hunger that drives millions of armed American males to forests and 
hills every autumn, as the high incidence of heart failure among the hunters 
will prove. Somehow the hunting process has to do with masculinity, but I don't 
quite know how. I know there are any number of good and efficient hunters who 
know what they are doing; but many more are overweight gentlemen, primed with 
whisky and armed with high-powered rifles.

They shoot at anything that moves or looks as though it might, and their 
success in killing one another may well prevent a population explosion. If the 
casualties were limited to their own kind there would be no problem, but the 
slaughter of cows, pigs, farmers, dogs, and highway signs makes autumn a 
dangerous seasons in which to travel.

A farmer in upper New York State painted the word cow in big black letters on 
both sides of his white bossy but the hunters shot it anyway. In Wisconsin, as 
I was driving through, a hunter shot his own guide between the shoulder blades. 
[. . .]

With the rolling barrage going on in Maine, of course I was afraid for myself. 
Four automobiles were hit on opening day, but mainly I was afraid for Charley. 
I know that a poodle looks very like a buck deer to one of these hunters, and I 
had to find some way of protecting him. In Rocinante there was a box of red 
Kleenex that someone had given me as a present. I wrapped Charley's tail in red 
Kleenex and fastened it with rubber bands.

Every morning I renewed his flag, and he wore it all the way west while bullets 
whined and whistled around us. This was not intended to be funny. The radios 
warned against carrying a white handkerchief. Too many hunters seeing a flash 
of white have taken it for the tail of a running deer and cured a head cold 
with a single shot.

But this legacy of the frontiersman is not a new thing. When I was a child on 
the ranch near Salinas, California, we had a Chinese cook who regularly made a 
modest good thing of it. On a ridge not far away, a sycamore log lay on its 
side supported by two of its broken branches. Lees attention was drawn to this 
speckled fawn-colored chunk of wood by the bullet holes in it. He nailed a pair 
of horns to it and then retired to his cabin until deer season was over. Then 
he harvested the lead from the old tree trunk. Some seasons he got fifty or 
sixty pounds of it. It wasnt a fortune but it was wages. 

After a couple of years, when the tree was completely shot away, Lee replaced 
it with four gunny sacks of sand and the same antlers. Then it was even easier 
to harvest his crop.

If he had put out fifty of them it would have been a fortune, but Lee was a 
humble man who didnt care for mass production.


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