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    "I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours 
    doing what has to be done to the best of my abilities.  And 
    when you've done the best you can do, you can't do any 
    better.  So when I go to sleep I turn everything over to the 
    Lord and forget it."
             Harry S. Truman (1884-1972)


Send your Christmas Cards to   :-))
        Joe Mezz
        PO Box 8007
        Utica - Ny 13505-8007

        
_____ 78 years ago today __________________________________

(This is of particular interest because I live in Utica!)

The first commercial carrier of electricity launched its
service on this day in 1922 in Utica, New York. General
Electric built the Utica Gas and Electric Company plant,
which consisted of transmitters, power lines, and receivers.
The lines could carry both power and voice signals, and
one line could carry numerous frequencies simultaneously.

By the way of you are from Utica NY or know anyone who is
you are sure to be interested in this link....
        http://topica.com/lists/uticaNY/ 


______ easyEverything _____________________________________

Doing Christmas shopping in NY City? Don't miss easyEverything,
a cybercafe opened on 42nd Street, next door to Madame Tussaud's
Wax Museum. This is not JUST a NYC cybercafes this is big... 
really big. It features 800 screens, scores of keyboards 
and 18,000 square feet of LCDs. Sounds like my kind of place.

easyEverything is open 24 hours a day; its introductory price is 5
hours of access for $1. When that's over, access charges will vary 
based on the amount of business. The more terminals that are in use
when you sit down, the more you pay. 

There are some extra charges. Microsoft Office $1.50, Webcam's a $1,
burn a CD? $2.50, to print one page costs 35 cents.

This is the 16th easyEverything cafe others are in 10 European cities.
The average store has 400 screens. 

http://www.easyeverything.com


______ great web sites ____________________________________

Now THIS is VERY COOL!

1-800-SOUNDBITEis a free service that allows you to record
and send telephone messages to anyone in the U.S. for free.
Simply call the toll-free 1-800 number, record your message 
in your own voice, enter the phone number(s) where you want
your message delivered, and hang up. 

Immediately, the phone rings wherever you have sent your 
SoundBite message. The recipient picks up their phone and
hears your message in your voice. They can immediately reply 
to you or forward your SoundBite message to somebody else.
Oh, and if nobody answers the phone, your message is recorded 
on their answering machine. Or, if the call cannot go through,
we keep on trying, then call you back to let you know if no
one has picked up the phone. 

The computer generated voice is the most human like I have 
ever heard and it's actually very helpful.

http://www.soundbite.com/ 


shop bots:

http://www.bizrate.com
http://www.bottomdollar.com
http://www.dealtime.com
http://www.mysimon.com

http://www.freefax.com/
http://www.e-thepeople.com/
http://everyrule.com/
http://mapblast.com/myblast/index.mb
http://maptech.com/
http://helptalk.com/
http://www.mail2web.com/
http://inter800.com/


______ Microsoft Office 2000 Service Pack 2 SP-2 __________

Office 2000 SP2 Released.............
"Service Pack 2 for Office 2000 (SP-2) provides a collection 
of fixes and security updates designed to improve the
performance and reliability of your applications."
http://cgi.zdnet.com/slink?/upd_pr/upd20001201/14350:1028562


______ mail bag____________________________________________

Jane writes......

"...just wanted to pass on a great firewall I have. This one
gives ISP and the ISP address so it can be reported, it
also gives the time, date, warning, and the type of attack.
Just thought I would share because it is the best 39.95 
I've spent.. so far I've gotten MULTIPLE hits, which have
been reported...."
             http://www.networkice.com

Christy write.....

"...For a comparative study on what anti virus does what in relation
to trojans in specific you (and Jay Daniels) might want to take a
wander over to http://www.hackfix.org/miscfix  These findings are
updated at least once a month as new virus patterns come
available..."


______ instant messaging __________________________________

Instant messaging became a hot item but the top 5 developers
has all set separate standards. AIM is not interchangeable with
ICQ, etc... we have been promised a standard for months now
and it's just not happening. One developer has taken another 
approach by making the instant messaging software compatable
with AIM, ICQ, MSN and Napster, so you can cross chat (supports 
file sharing).

Includes a powerful file search - searches for your favorite file
on millions of computers connected to the Napster and Gnutella networks. 

This is in BETA, so beware of the bugs!
AIM ICQ MSN Napster Gnutella 
http://www.emphatech.com/


______ cybercrime _________________________________________

If you are at all interested in cybercrime check out this
http://www.mail-archive.com/index.php3?hunt=cybercrime-alerts

______ anti-virus _________________________________________

written by jay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Before I make the move to W2k, I need to upgrade many of my
applications. Especially my anti-virus. I've noticed that Macafee and
Norton are no longer supplying auto-updates to older version, so you have
to download them.

AVG
The first one I tested was the free AVG. It works but failed to detect a
trojan I had on a floppy disk. Also, W2k support is not mentioned, but is
said to work. The advanced options are disabled so you do not have any
options if it finds a virus. The default? I don't know. It never found
any of my virus or trojans on the floppy.

Pc-cillin
Fast, very fast virus scanner. It detected all the virus' on the floppy,
but had some major problems when using the webscan and email scan
options. At times it would lock-up IE, netscape, or Outlook. The full
version only comes with 1 yr of updates. After that, you have to
pay! Forget pc-cillin.

Mcafee
Since Mcafee quit supplying updates to their Linux version (which scans
Linux hard drives for Window's virus' and trojans, I decided to not use
any of their products. They also stopped suppling automatic updates to
the Windows 3.1 version as well as older 95 versions.

F-Prot
I've heard it is the best, so it will be the last one I test. Currently
not tested.

Norton
Testing Norton Anti-virus 2001 on NT now. I already had Norton 4.0 for NT
full version, and had to remove it to install AVG. Also had to reboot
after removing AVG so Norton 2001 would install. Still testing, but I've
already noticed it is the slowest of all I've used. Ten times slower than
Pc-cillin and AVG(Free Version).


Panda
The user comments at Cnet shows users are having problems updating the
virus pattern files. One poster said, he hasn't been able to update in
over a year. Another user said he was unable to contact technical
support. It's pricey and I can take a hint. I do not plan on testing
Panda Anti-virus unless I find it on sale.

See also:
http://pcnn.virtualave.net/documents/anti-virus-test.html

 
_____ apps ________________________________________________

Yes, they stole this idea from Linux or mainly X (the Unix 
Xwindowing system) which has always had features such as
multiple desktops and also virtual desktops where the desktop
is actually larger than the screen.  

This expands your desktop 100 times! JS Pager can be configured
to have different wallpapers on every desktop and the user 
can assign hotkeys or use the mouse scroll feature for desktop
switching. Handles frozen windows and roll-ups that refuse to
move outside the screen. 7 skins and a build in skin editor are
included.
FREE Win95/98/NT/2000 
http://hem.fyristorg.com/jspage/
 

______ words of wisdom ____________________________________

When stressed......................
Close your eyes.....And go back...

Before the Internet or the MAC,
Before semi-automatics and crack,
Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...

Way back........

I'm talking about hide and go seek at dusk
Sitting on the porch
Hot bread and butter
The Good Humor man, Red light, Green light
Chocolate milk, Lunch tickets, Penny candy in a
brown paper bag.

Playing Pinball in the corner store.
Hopscotch, butterscotch, doubledutch, jacks,
kickball, dodge ball, Mother May I?
Red Rover, Roly Poly and Hula Hoops
Running through the sprinkler
Sunflower Seeds, Jolly Ranchers, Banana Splits, Wax
Lips and Mustaches

Wait......

Watching Saturday Morning cartoons, Fat Albert, Road
Runner, He-Man, The  Three Stooges, and Bugs Bunny...

Catching lightening bugs in a jar
Playing sling shot

When around the corner seemed far away, and going
downtown seemed like going somewhere
Bedtime, climbing trees
Reading the Sunday paper and the "Funny Pages"
on your parents bed each Sunday morning..with
the parents still in bed and all the kids on it also..

Or, an ice cream cone on a warm summer night;
Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe butter pecan
A cherry coke from the fountain at the corner drug store
A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians
Sitting on the curb, jumping down the steps, jumping on the bed
Pillow fights
Running till you were out of breath
Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
Being tired from playing....

Remember that?

I'm not finished just yet...

Eating Kool-aid powder with sugar

Remember when...

When there were two types of sneakers for girls and
boys (Keds & PF Flyers) and the only time you wore
them at school, was for  "gym."

When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up
When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids
got there
When nobody owned a purebred dog
When a quarter was a decent allowance and another
quarter a miracle.
When milk went up one cent and everyone talked about it
for weeks?
When you could buy a Baby Ruth bar for a nickel, and it
weighed as much as 4 of them today?

When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny
When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high
school, if then.

When your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces
When all of your male teachers wore neckties and
female teachers had their hair done everyday.

When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked,
and gas pumped, without asking, for free, every time.
And, you didn't pay for air.
And, you got trading stamps to boot!
And...the attendant actually smiled and seemed happy
to see you..

When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or
towels hidden inside the box.

When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed
him or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even
the kid, thought a thing of it.

When it was considered a great privilege to be taken
out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents.

When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if
they failed...and did!

When being sent to the principal's office was
nothing compared to the fate  that awaited a
misbehaving student at home!!
Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it
wasn't because of drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.

Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger
threat! and some of us are still afraid of them!!!

Didn't that feel good.. just to go back and say,
Yeah, I remember that!

There's nothing like the good old days! They were
good then, and they're good now when we think about them.

Share some of these thoughts with a friend who can
relate then share it with someone that missed out on them.

I want to go back to the time when............

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do
overs!"
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the
fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker
in "Monopoly."

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to
play volleyball and rules didn't matter.
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite
sex was cooties.

It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an
Olympic event.
Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a
slingshot.
Nobody was prettier than Mom.
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride
the "big people" rides at Six Flags.

Abilities were discovered because of a
"double-dog-dare."
Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for
action figures
No shopping trip was complete, unless a new toy was
brought home
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was
cause for giggles
The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a
team
War was a card game
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon

Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin
Ice cream was considered a basic food group
Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also
the fiercest protectors

If you can remember most or all of these, then you
have LIVED!!!!
Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from
their "grown up" life...

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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