I haven't been to a Beatles Anonymous meeting in a long time.  Last
time I went they implemented some crazy program called Not Another
Dime to shame us Beatleholics into submission.  But I wouldn't have
it!  I gave up my first-born and a year's worth of wages to pick up a
Betamax Magical Mystery Tour: quite possibly the greatest thing The
Beatles ever did!  I bet you didn't know that they had to photo-shop
the cover of Abbey Road because The Beatles were really walking on
water, but they couldn't use that shot because the public wasn't ready
for that yet.  That's true!!  Excuse me, but I have to go to my Beatle
room and genuflect at the shrine!

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