On Mon, 3 Apr 2000, Carilda Thomas wrote:
> What's a "social life"? Is this a new midgard function? Will it be in
> 1.4 or do we have to wait for 2.0?
MGD_GET_SOCIAL_LIFE(PHP)
NAME
mgd_get_social_life - force social life on caller
SYNOPSYS
void mgd_get_social_life();
DESCRIPTION
mgd_get_social_life gracefully brings down the webserver and will
only allow it to be restarted when presented with a written permission
by your SO, or upon detection of considerable beer smell about you
and a hicky on either the neck or cheek. More of the latter can be
applied but are not necessary for restarting.
RETURN VALUE
if you're lucky, you don't.
ERRORS
EINVAL you are not compatible with social_life (geekus terminalus).
BUGS
The shutdown is immediate and without consistency checks. This may
cause race conditions with your supervisor if the server that has been
shutdown was mission critical, or hosted her daughters' site (same).
social_life has no bounds checking, and can be dangerous when combined
with too much of the beverages required for restart.
SEE ALSO
http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0557.html
http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0036.html
http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0558.html
http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0559.html
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