LOL! Reminds of the last support call I had with Linksys! On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 5:21 PM, Bill Prince <[email protected]> wrote: > Which reminds me of an old joke called "One Morning in Bangkok". > > One Morning in Bangkok > > The July 1981 newsletter of the Tasek Utara Golf Club in Johor Baru, > Malaysia, contained the following linguistically intriguing dialog > between a hotel guest and the room service at a certain Bangkok > hotel. (Quoted from Far Eastern Economic Review September 4, 1981.) > > Room Service: Morny, rune sore-bees. > Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service. > RS: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to odor sunteen? > HG: I'd like some bacon and eggs. > RS: Ow July then? > HG: What? > RS: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch ... .? > HG: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please. > RS: Ow July thee baycome? Crease? > HG: Crisp will be fine. > RS: Okay. An Santos? > HG: What? > RS: Santos, July Santos? > HG: Ugh ... I don't know ... I don't think so. > RS: No? Judo one toes? > HG: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don't know what > judo-one-toes means. I'm sorry. > RS: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan, toes? Ow bow eenglish mopping we > bother? > HG: English muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast! Fine. > An English muffin will be fine. > RS: We bother? > HG: No. Just put the bother on the side. > RS: Wad? > HG: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side. > RS: Copy? > HG: I feel terrible about this but ... > RS: Copy. Copy, tea, mill. > HG: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all. > RS: One Minnie. Ass rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease baycome, > tossy eenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye? > HG: Whatever you say. > RS: Okay. Tenjewberrymud. > HG: You're welcome. > > bp > > > On 10/15/2012 2:09 PM, Ty Featherling wrote: >> >> Damnit Josh, that made me do a spit-take! >> >> -Ty >> >> On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 4:07 PM, Josh Luthman >> <[email protected]>wrote: >> >>> Wur speekin inglish. It's torch! >>> >>> Josh Luthman >>> Office: 937-552-2340 >>> Direct: 937-552-2343 >>> 1100 Wayne St >>> Suite 1337 >>> Troy, OH 45373 >>> >>> >>> On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 3:14 PM, Meftah Tayeb <[email protected] >>>> >>>> wrote: >>>> Sh, Sh; torsh, Josh ;) >>>> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ty Featherling" < >>>> [email protected]> >>>> To: "Mikrotik discussions" <[email protected]> >>>> Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 12:04 AM >>>> Subject: Re: [Mikrotik] Identifying high Packets Per Second connections >>>> >>>> >>>> TORCH! Why did I forget torch? Thanks Josh! >>>>> >>>>> -Ty >>>>> >>>>> On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 3:59 PM, Josh Luthman >>>>> <[email protected]>**wrote: >>>>> >>>>> Torch would be super easy... >>>>>> >>>>>> Josh Luthman >>>>>> Office: 937-552-2340 >>>>>> Direct: 937-552-2343 >>>>>> 1100 Wayne St >>>>>> Suite 1337 >>>>>> Troy, OH 45373 >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> On Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 4:57 PM, Ty Featherling < >>> >>> [email protected] >>>>>>> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> I have a Ubiquiti AP that isn't performing as I would expect it to. >>>>>>> Comparing it to another AP of the same type and customer count I > >>>>>> >>>>>> noticed >>>>>>> >>>>>>> that this AP has as high of a packets/second count at 5Mbps as the > >>>>>> >>>>>> other >>>>>>> >>>>>>> does at 10Mbps. That got me to wondering what was the source of those >>>>>> >>>>>> high >>>>>>> >>>>>>> packets/second. 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