My mother forwarded me a joke e-mail that had been forwarded many, many times. It picked up disclaimers here and there along the way.
Here, for your reading pleasure, are the disclaimers that were appended to *one* e-mail message. :-) Please note that I've reformatted the diclaimers to wrap nicely; most of them were obnoxious single lines of 500+ characters... By the way, if you feel you received this e-mail in error, feel free to contact any or all of the e-mail addresses in the disclaimers. I won't stand in your way. Regards, David. Information in this message is confidential and may be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s) please notify the sender, delete the message immediately and do not act upon it contents. Unauthorised disclosure, distribution andc opying of this email is strictly prohibited. The opinions expressed within this message are those of the individual author. Whilst Brakes takes reasonable steps to scan this email it does not accept liability for any virus that may bec ontained in it. "PLEASE NOTE: The preceding information may be confidential or privileged. It only should be used or disseminated for the purpose of conducting business with Parker. If you are not an intended recipient, please notify the sender by replying to this message and thend elete the information from your system. Thank you for your cooperation." This message has been checked for all known viruses by the MessageLabs Virus Scanning Service. For further information visit http://www.messagelabs.com/stats.asp City & Guilds is committed to achieving the Investors in Excellence award by continuous improvement in our service to customers, and caring for our people, society and the environment. ***************************************************************************** IMPORTANT NOTICE This communication contains information which is confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s) please note that any form of distribution, copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error please return it to the sender. We should be grateful if you would also notify the IT Operations Manager at City & Guilds of the e-mail, then delete it and destroy any copies of it. To contact the IT Operations Manager, please email [EMAIL PROTECTED] ***************************************************************************** The information in this e-mail and any attachments is confidential and may be legally privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee and others authorised to receive it. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or action taken in reliance on its contents is prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this email in error, please delete it from your system and contact the sender immediately. History & Heraldry Ltd. 2 Denby Way, Hellaby Industrial Estate, Rotherham, South Yorkshire, S66 8HR Tel: 01709 730700 Fax: 01709 730900 ********************************************************************* The information in this e-mail is confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it was addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, be advised that you have received this e-mail in error and that any use, dissemination, forwarding, printing or copying of this e-mail is strictly prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error, please contact Rotherham College at [EMAIL PROTECTED] or by using the reply facility in your e-mail software, and then delete it from your system Thank you for your cooperation ********************************************************************* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ For more information about Barclays Capital, please visit our web site at http://www.barcap.com. Internet communications are not secure and therefore the Barclays Group does not accept legal responsibility for the contents of this message. Although the Barclays Group operates anti-virus programmes, it does not accept responsibility for any damage whatsoever that is caused by viruses being passed. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Barclays Group. Replies to this email may be monitored by the Barclays Group for operational or business reasons. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ _______________________________________________ NOTE: If there is a disclaimer or other legal boilerplate in the above message, it is NULL AND VOID. You may ignore it. Visit http://www.mimedefang.org and http://www.roaringpenguin.com MIMEDefang mailing list [email protected] http://lists.roaringpenguin.com/mailman/listinfo/mimedefang
