Chris Jenkin's cactus inspired dreams are seeping into the reality of
primary school children in Hampshire. The kids are being told that
their squirrel (nicknamed Pete) is purple as a result of eating a
purple ink cartridge, but we know just how rare cartridges of purple
ink are. This is no doubt a Jenkin's Ear Inc attempt at world
dominance through squirrelkineisis ... for more information see the
Daily Telegraph (26.12.08). You have been warned ... purple squirrel
guns can be bought from your local newsagent and instructions on
training your very own purple squirrel army ...
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