I was wondering when the "Pun Master" was going to make a showing! lol
That was good Pat! I was also thinking: Lean On Me. (as is) Bill Withers Your So Lame.............Carly Simon Nights With My Statins..........Moody Blues Summer Sneeze........Seals and Crofts (as is) Someone Saved My Life Tonight.........Elton It's A Heart Attack..........Bonnie Tyler I Am Crazy..........Paul WIliams (as is) Have'nt Got Time For The Pain........Carly Simon You Were So Beautiful...........Joe Cocker (as is) Still Crazy After All These Years.........Paul Simon On Jan 23, 7:01 am, Pat <[email protected]> wrote: > On 18 Jan, 17:13, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > I'm sure this will inspire you all to add some of your own favorites! > > > Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker . > > > Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From My Depends > > > The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. > > > Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. > > > Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. > > > Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now. > > > Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver > > > The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. > > > Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. > > > Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. > > > Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. > > > The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. > > > Abba--- Denture Queen. > > > T ony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. > > > Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. > > > Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. > > > Let's not forget Willie! > > > Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again > > How about a few from the 80's for the Gen X-ers out there... > > All I need is a Pacemaker -- Mike and the Mechanics (All I Need is a > Miracle) > > Blue Viagra -- Bobby Vinton (Blue Velvet) [NOT from the 80's but I > had the thought and had to write it down] > > Bette Davis Dies -- Alannah Myles (Bette Davis Eyes) > > Every Other Drug is Hypnogogic -- Sting (Every Little Thing She Does > Is Magic) > > Lame (I'm Gonna Limp Forever)-- Irene Cara (Fame--I'm Gonna Live > Forever) > > Hell Is Grandchildren -- Pat Benatar (Hell Is For Children) > > Hysterectomy -- Def Leppard (Hysteria) > > Hemorrhage and a Wattle -- Sting (Message In A Bottle) > > Triple Bypass of the Heart -- Bonnie Tyler (Total Eclipse of the > Heart) > > Of course, there are a few that are good enough on their own: > > Another One Bites The Dust -- Queen > > Ashes To Ashes -- David Bowie > > Back To Paradise -- .38 Special > > Catch Me, I'm Falling -- Real Life > > Fade To Grey -- Visage > > (I Just) Died in Your Arms Tonight -- Cutting Crew > > Livin' On A Prayer -- Bon Jovi --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/Minds-Eye?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
