slip please put your clothes back on your religious ignorances is showing. Allan
On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 12:37 AM, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > I think Billy Joel says it best, Molly............... > > Come out Molly, don't let me wait > You Catholic girls start much too late > aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate > I might as well be the one > > well, They showed you a statue, told you to pray > They built you a temple and locked you away > Aw, but they never told you the price that you pay > For things that you might have done..... > Only the good die young > thats what i said > only the good die young x2 > > You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd > We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud > We might be laughing a bit too loud > aw But that never hurt no one > > So come on Molly show me a sign > Send up a signal I'll throw you the line > The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind > Never lets in the sun > Darlin' only the good die young > woah > i tell ya > only the good die young x2 > > You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation > You got a brand new soul > mmmm, And a cross of gold > But Molly they didn't give you quite enough information > You didn't count on me > When you were counting on your rosary > (oh woah woah) > > They say there's a heaven for those who will wait > Some say it's better but I say it ain't > I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints > the Sinners are much more fun... > > you know that only the good die young > oh woah baby > i tell ya > only the good die young, X2 > > > You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a > reputation > Aww She never cared for me > But did she ever say a prayer for me? oh woah woah > > Come out come out come out Molly dont let me wait, > You catholic girls start much too late > Sooner or later it comes down to fate > I might as well be the one, > You know that only the good die young > > I'm telling you baby > You know that only the good die young > Only the good die young > Only the gooooooooooooooood > Only the good die young > Only the gooooooooooooooood > Only the good die young > Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo... > > (Only the good die young)x2 > > > > Excuse the name change, please! > > > > > > On Apr 1, 9:28 am, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote: > > Self image is key... > > > > On Apr 1, 10:20 am, archytas <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > LOL - I'm still amazed though that the article isn't an April Fool. > > > There is, of course, no such thing as a good Catholic girl to a lapsed > > > Proddy like me. Prostates apart, I'm honestly not trying to engage in > > > conversations about sex or hay fever for that matter. There is an > > > alleged nervous link between nasal and sex organs - this once led > > > Freud to hack away at nasal bones to cure frigidity - no doubt the > > > same theory is being used to reduce problems the other way around! > > > Come to think of it Slip, Moll is only claiming to be polite rather > > > than good ... > > > > > On 1 Apr, 15:02, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > You must be keeping up with the Rhythm of Catholicism's methodology! > > > > > > On Apr 1, 8:53 am, Molly Brogan <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > Trying to engage a polite Catholic girl in a conversation on sex is > a > > > > > good April Fool's prank, albeit hopeless, my friend. > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 6:45 am, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > Don't forget the prostate milking mate! > > > > > > > > Do you use milk in your tea? lol > > > > > > > > Give Molly a big hug for me! > > > > > > > > On Apr 1, 4:56 am, archytas <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > Oh, my! The references are real (Science Direct). Well ye of > little > > > > > > > faith Neil! Time to nip round to Molly's for a cup of tea with > the > > > > > > > cold presence! > > > > > > > > > On 1 Apr, 10:53, archytas <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Masturbation (or even 'real' sex) is now recommended as a > cure for hay > > > > > > > > fever! Woo, hoo! Apparently, ejaculation is the key and as > the > > > > > > > > sneeze comes, the answer is - well I blush at the thought. > From New > > > > > > > > Scientist - but it is April Fool's Day. I have visions of > poor women > > > > > > > > and men scuttling off to do the urgent ironing on hearing > their > > > > > > > > partner has a fever coming on (I do what ironing we do)! I > don't > > > > > > > > really do the sex thing much these days, but have regular > urges to > > > > > > > > throw green custard at politicians and other votaries. Freud > must be > > > > > > > > wishing he had lived half a century or so longer! I must ask > > > > > > > > Professor Jenkins for his opinion. > > > -- ( ) I_D Allan --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/Minds-Eye?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
