Just had to share this one be fore I piss orf home for the eveing.

A woman just popped her head around the corner with the complaint of a
slow PC, so out we strolled to have a look and on the way I started to
ask the normal questions, is it slow in any one particular
application, have you noticed any sort of pattern, same time of day
etc....., I got to the PC to find that she has 12 websites open 5
emails, three hefty word documents and a PDF or two.  I didn't laugh
and had a look to see if there where in fact any problems, checked out
the spec of teh PC, had a looksee to see if I could close any unused
processes, again all the normal things.

Wel as I suspected, the PC was fine, it was operating within the
noramal paramaeter of the work load it was being asked to do.

I explained, and suggested several changes to the way she normaly
worked which would ensure that this would not happen.

She looked at me and said 'So I have to work within the confines of
the computer?'

I just blinked and said yes of course, the computer is just a machine,
you can't get into a mini for example and expect it to do 200MPH, well
she said okay I'll tell that to my director shall I?


I aked her to do exactly that and I'll tell her the very same thing.

Heheh now I guess , I'll be asked to order some new and better 'puters
for that production, and then I'll just have to recharge them back.

People and their whilley ways huh!
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