Old Jebadiah is on his deathbed, not expected to survive the night. He smells chocolate chip cookies baking, his favorite treat in the world. Thinking his dear wife Ester has made these out of love for him, he climbs into his old power chair and navigates to the kitchen. Just as he is reaching for the cookies cooling on a plate on the counter, Ester comes up behind him. "Get away from those, Jeb! Those are for the funeral!"
On Dec 19, 7:28 pm, Don Johnson <[email protected]> wrote: > Reminds me of one of my favorite Monty Python jokes. > > Servant to his master, excitedly reporting the attack of the castle, > "Lord, the peasants are revolting!' The opulent royal wipes the wine > and grease of his chin, laughs out loud as bits of goose spray out of > his open maw and replies, "Your telling me, they stink on ice!" > > I forget what movie that's in. Help me out here Fran. > > -Don > > On Sat, Dec 19, 2009 at 6:10 PM, archytas <[email protected]> wrote: > > My Rag Mag favourite was always 'Why do the French smell'? > > 'So even the blind can hate them'. > > > On 19 Dec, 19:19, dj <[email protected]> wrote: > >> Here is to Slip:[[[[[[[ I was just twenty-two > >> and learning to hold my tongue > >> hidden that I was > >> Oh what A fool I was > >> My Images were so Grand > >> And now that I am disposed > >> Of my Youthful rights > >> I must Say > >> Here Is to All And One > >> With A Dirty mouth I Have > >> I am In disposed > > >> On Dec 12, 1:56 pm, frantheman <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> >http://americanhell.com/index.php/195-elva-was-the-happiest-girl-in-t... > > >> > On 12 Dez., 22:05, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> > > Adam's conversation with God > > >> > > Adam: Lord, I'm so lonely here, can you create a companion for me, > >> > > one that will do everything for me, cook, clean, wash, sew, give me > >> > > many children and cater to my every need? > >> > > God: Sure I can, but it is going to cost you an arm and a leg > >> > > Adam: Oh, gee, an arm and a leg? Wow! What can I get for a rib? > > >> > > On Dec 12, 12:08 pm, Don Johnson <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> > > > Any themes, genres or personal favorites welcome. Just read a doosy. > > >> > > > Question: How many climate scientists does it take to change a light > >> > > > bulb? > > >> > > > Answer: None. There's a consensus that it's going to change, so > >> > > > they've decided to keep us in the dark. > > >> > > > -Don- Hide quoted text - > > >> > - Show quoted text - > > > -- > > > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > > ""Minds Eye"" group. > > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > > [email protected]. > > For more options, visit this group > > athttp://groups.google.com/group/minds-eye?hl=en. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""Minds Eye"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/minds-eye?hl=en.
