Well he actually stated that he needed to eat 24 ribs and that some were not true but false ribs. After all the ale he consumed, some of them became floating ribs which later floated back out of his oral orifice during the regurgitation process. The bones of course were clean as a whistle and Lee spent the rest of the night examining the swirling eddy of the loo in hopes of discovering some new scientific evidence of black holes. I fortunately had to opportunity to reboard my private jet and head back stateside in order to attend the annual conference of celebrated physicists in discussion of black and white holes and their relationship to the space-time continuum, unfortunately Pat wasn't there to share his visions, but there were some other minds eye members who insisted that facts didn't exist. The whole thing was rather boring but luckily there were some black and white hos there to help in the revitalization of my libidinous memories and the continuum of my future prospects of libido stimulation or in some cases libido simulation, either way its all good.
On May 11, 6:14 pm, archytas <[email protected]> wrote: > Sword swallowers bring the weapon back up Slip - must have been some > party! > > On 11 May, 17:28, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > wrote: > > > Pat, I'm not worried a bit sir. You wanna see my georgouse wife, she > > tops out at 5'0, but ahhhh perfectly formed. > > > On 11 May, 16:00, Pat <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > On 11 May, 10:11, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> > > > wrote: > > > > > Hahahh ohhhh boys and girl, what a funny lot you are. > > > > > By-the-by Slip. Although I constantly lie to myself and tell myself > > > > that at 5'6 I am normal hiegth for a bloke, i know really that I'm > > > > smaller than avarge, but thanks for calling me large. No wait, you > > > > wasn't talking about my belly was you? > > > > Weyhey...I'm 0.5 inches taller than you. Although, 10 years ago, I > > > was 5' 8''. So, in 10 years, I've shrunk. I've also got problems > > > with my neck and back and I'm 99.999999% sure the two are related. > > > Don't worry about your height, Lee, you're absolutely the height > > > you're supposed to be. Anything more would upset the entire > > > universe...and you wouldn't want to be responsible for THAT, would > > > you? ;-) > > > > > On 11 May, 06:24, Chris Jenkins <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > *applauding* > > > > > > Brilliant, my good sir! I'm sure Lee will find this just as amusing > > > > > once > > > > > he's back in. > > > > > > On Mon, May 10, 2010 at 9:21 PM, Slip Disc <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > Well I'll have you all know that I secretly banned Lee because he > > > > > > was > > > > > > obnoxious and unruly aside from being incorrigible and was engaging > > > > > > in > > > > > > blatant ad hom towards his fellow man. I tried communicating this > > > > > > to > > > > > > Lee but he said that because he was a big man and a former butcher > > > > > > that he would chop into pieces anyone that got in his way and would > > > > > > toss the pieces out into the river for the fish to consume. > > > > > > Personally I thought it was a good idea and so flew non stop to > > > > > > Lee's > > > > > > house where we had a great BBQ of Tri-tips and Ribs. I then > > > > > > notified > > > > > > the Mod Team, also known as Team Mod or M Team, that Lee was > > > > > > cognizant > > > > > > and coherent and not any danger to himself or others and to > > > > > > reinstate > > > > > > him with full status in the Minds Eye forum. > > > > > > I have to mention that at the BBQ, I saw Lee do something that I > > > > > > have > > > > > > never seen in my entire life, that is, he actually eats the rib in > > > > > > one > > > > > > piece. That's right, something like a sword swallower, he pushes > > > > > > the > > > > > > rib down his throat in one piece, totally amazing, I only wish I had > > > > > > it on film to post it on youtube. > > > > > > Well to make a long story short, that is if you have gotten this far > > > > > > in the post without gagging, I actually made this whole story up > > > > > > just > > > > > > for the humour of it and the entertainment factor as well. But the > > > > > > rest of the readers can believe whatever they want, as the Ripley > > > > > > show > > > > > > goes "Believe it or Not". > > > > > > > On May 10, 12:24 pm, gabbydott <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > Lee gave us a shout from Gravity today: Now chaps why is it that I > > > > > > > can't log into ME on Google today, and I get a messge that my > > > > > > > account > > > > > > > has been banned?- Hide quoted text - > > > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - > > > > - Show quoted text -
