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On Jan 22, 5:51 am, Allan H <[email protected]> wrote: > HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT > > The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona > chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. > > The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it > with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the > pleasure of enjoying it > > as well : > > Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs > heat)? > > Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas > cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. > > One student, however, wrote the following: > > First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need > to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which > they are leaving > > , which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul > gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for > how many souls are entering Hell, > > let's look at thedifferent religions that exist in the world today. > > Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their > religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these > religions and since people do not > > belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to > Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of > souls in Hell to increase > > exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell > because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure > in Hell to stay the same, > > the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. > > This gives two possibilities: > > 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter > Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all > Hell breaks loose. > > 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in > Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. > > So which is it? > > If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year > that, 'It will be acold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into > account the fact that I > > slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am > sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of > this theory is that since > > Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls > and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the > existence of a divine being > > which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' > > THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+. > > I can only wish I could write this well.. but thought I would share it > Allan > > -- > ( > ) > |_D Allan > > Life is for moral, ethical and truthful living.
