And the literature prize was awarded to the U.S Government General Accountability Office, for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports.
We'll need to form a comittee to appoint who will be in charge of funding said reports. Money for lunch and dinner, drivers and limo leasing, paper and all kinds of office supplies, ink, therapy for the guilt felt ripping off the American public, hookers, massages(must have chakra adjusted regularly) golf outings(hey, we're discussing business here!) and, of course, weekly private plane rides back to our homes in far away states. Looks like we're going to have to raise taxes boys. dj --
