The fall of Gabby and rise of Hope Sunshine was prequelled in Reginald 
Perrin and the death of John Stonehouse.  Fortunately, no neatly piled 
clothes have been found on the beach,  We will have to hold a seance to 
find Gabby.  I'll ask Allan to provide the coffee and bring the angel cake 
myself.  The angel cake will conjure paradise lost or Proust's aunt if we 
are unlucky.  It is surely self-evident that Gabby can only be found in a 
paradise, and that this is likely lost and buried for equally self-evident 
reasons.  Self-evidence has a rather elegant circularity, rather like there 
are thoughts so what is thinking them, if anything, but why would there be 
thoughts without something thinking.  Self-evidentally solved by RP making 
god unconscious or Allan's soul assumptions and deconstructive repetition 
of sig line Gabby loved so much she could never stop talking about them, 
forgetting her own advice on listening time.

Now we have Hope Sunshine, reminiscent of the Barbara Hershy film 'Breezy', 
some aged old geezer's fantasy about picking up a fancy-free young 
hitch-hiker devoid of ageist discriminatory pretensions and redolent with 
the idea old men should get out driving more.  Hope herself, as Tony has 
pointed out, with a name like Hope Sunshine, is likely too bust surfing in 
Berlin, to be bothered to find Gabby.  So it's going to have to be angel 
cake sniffing, to find the paradise lost and buried.  I don't recommend 
reading up on Proust's method beforehand as none of us might wake up from 
the experience.  The wrong kind of Thiedium for the search for Ms Thiede.

I understand those who may think 'good riddance' - as Hope herself has 
implied, though surely a maiden as fair as this would not leave another to 
the vagueries of the seamy side of Berlin's tenderloin.  Holmes is now 
convinced Gabby is being held there, after a few pipes at Chin Ho's.  He 
mumbled something about a world without Gabby being paradise - lost without 
her translation and syntactic skills.  The angel cake will take us back to 
those temps perdu when Gabby was lost, or at least to tea and cakes with 
Proust's aunt.  We owe at least this to our new friend Hope Sunshine, as it 
is hardly appropriate to be talking so much of Gabby in the presence of a 
new age throwback to the American 60's, much as she has Tony's surf up.  

I intend to document the investigation, as accurately as above, in the form 
of a Scandinavian noir - a sort of Wallbangerender.  This will take a few 
weeks, so it will be convenient if Gabby remains buried for the foreseeable 
future, so as not to spoil the ending.  This will be a time of deep, 
sincere sorrow, at least as all might be encouraged to imagine.  Hope, no 
doubt, will be a comfort to us all through this and the sordid tale I will 
have to tell to obtain publisher support.  Should Gabbs return, like Manon 
de Sources to dep.rive us all of water, she may have to use another name 
for a while to disguise herself until after publication.  Holmes believes 
she has done this several times before and her real name is Irene Adler. He 
expects to resolve  the case with a few more tugs on the paradise pipe. 
 Meanwhile, I shall return undercover In Berlin's underlife ...

And as our quiet old friend-rejector-friend would have put it - WHAT ARE 
YOU DOING ABOUT IT?

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