--- On Tue, 5/12/09, wendell kerr <wker...@yahoo.com> wrote:
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says,"In America we have so many illegal aliens that
we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
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