I really like this one. --- On Sat, 8/29/09, Fred B. Ellison <fbelli...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> From: Fred B. Ellison <fbelli...@yahoo.com> > Subject: Fw: I'm moving :) > To: "MLC Google Group" <missourilibertycoalition@googlegroups.com>, "Young > Conservatives" <ty...@googlegroups.com> > Cc: "Campaign for Liberty-SGF" <springfield...@yahoogroups.com>, "Missouri > C4L" <mo...@googlegroups.com> > Date: Saturday, August 29, 2009, 8:24 AM > > > > --- On Fri, 8/28/09, burndog2000-minutemen wrote: > > > > > > > > > Dear Mr. President, Senate and House of > Representatives: > > Re: Moving to Mexico > > I'm planning to move my family and extended family > (18-20 mouths) into Mexico for my health, and I would like > to ask you to assist me. > > We're planning to simply walk across the border from > the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a > few arrangements. > > We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, > immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those > things the same way you do here. > > So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, > that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will > be expecting the following: > > 1. Free medical care for my entire family. > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services > I might need, whether I use them or not. > 3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in > English. > 4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by > English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers. > 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and > history. > 6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the > flag poles at their school. > 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast > and lunch. > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I > can get easy access to government services. > 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I > don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably > won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws. > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get > the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be > sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking > officer. > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. > flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on > July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments > from the > locals. > 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any > taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any > business I may start. > 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people > to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about > me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their > economy. > > I know this is an easy request because you already do all > these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from > Mexico. > > I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning > the favor if you ask him nicely. > > Thank you so much for your kind help. > > Sincerely, > > US Citizen & > Taxpayer > > > > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ This is a Free Speech forum. The owner of this list assumes no responsibility for the intellectual or emotional maturity of its members. If you do not like what is being said here, filter it to trash, ignore it or leave. If you leave, learn how to do this for yourself. If you do not, you will be here forever. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
