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Sebelum memutuskan untuk menikah dengan IT Guys pikir dulu masak-masak dan
jangan menyesal kemudian. Makanya perhatikan baik-baik percakapan antara
seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang Software Engineer:
Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged
in
Istri: Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?
Suami: Bad command or filename.
Istri: Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!
Suami: Errorneous syntax. Abort?
Istri: Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?
Suami: Variable not found...
Istri: OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri
aja.
Suami: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Istri: Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya
main-main saja?
Suami: Too many parameters.. .
Istri: Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya menikahi orang "idiot" sepertimu.
Suami: Data type mismatch.
Istri: Kamu tidak berguna.
Suami: It,s by Default.
Istri: Bagaimana dengan gajimu?
Suami: File in use ... Try later.
Istri: Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?
Suami: Unknown Virus.
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