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Maury Maille
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Hahvahd Squayah
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This Week's Puzzler: How Does Pork Chop Boy Drive To Work?

RAY: The inspiration for this puzzler was sent in by Warner Grenady. Of course, I had 
to add some obfuscatory details, and I personalized it a little bit.

Some of you might remember our nephew Matt, whom we called "Pork Chop Boy," because 
his social life was so bad, he had to tie a pork chop around his neck even to get the 
dog to play with him.

Anyway, some years ago he dislocated his right shoulder playing chess. It was "strip 
chess" actually, but, we don't have to go into that. His shoulder hurt so much that he 
couldn't move the shifter on his automatic transmission. He tried to reach over and 
shift with the other hand, but twisting in the seat hurt even more.

But, Pork Chop Boy needed to drive to work every day, and he didn't have any way to 
get there. Tommy said, "No problem. You can use my car." He did, and he had no problem 
driving Tommy's car to work-- yet, he couldn't shift his own automatic transmission 
car.

The question is, which one of Tommy's jalopies did Matt use to get to work, and why?

So, think you know? Drop us a note via

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If you're right and we select your answer, we'll ship you a $26 Shameless Commerce 
Gift Certificate.

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Remember last week's puzzler? The Case of the Missing Getaway Car

RAY: This is automotive in nature, but not so technical that the average person 
doesn't have a shot at it. The inspiration for this was sent in by someone whose name 
has regrettably been lost. If that person catches me, we'll send them a $26 gift 
certificate.

Here it is:

"There was a bank robbery yesterday morning in Springfield. Several on-lookers saw the 
red Mustang speeding away from the scene of the crime, but nobody got the plate 
number, even though the driver had a near collision with a tanker truck and had to 
slam on the brakes on several occasions to avoid injuring innocent pedestrians. The 
Springfield police notified the authorities in the surrounding towns, hoping to catch 
a lucky break.

The next morning, the police in a neighboring town thought they had a likely suspect. 
This suspect, who we'll call Bill, they remembered had a late-model Mustang that could 
easily have been the getaway car. And, because Bill had had a few scrapes with the 
law, they decided to pay him a visit. So the police show up with a search warrant, and 
explain the reason for their visit.

Bill was shocked and angered, and denied any involvement whatsoever. "Look", he said, 
"I've been sick for about a week, and neither the car or I has left the premises!"

"Show us the car", they demanded.

Bill led them to the garage where he kept it, and there it sat, a beautiful, 
practically new red Mustang, perfect paint job, 18-inch alloy wheels, leopard-skin 
seat covers, the whole bit..

The two police officers trained their flashlights on the car, as each one of them kind 
of walked around it, looking for evidence. Finally, one of the officers said, "This 
car's clean. It wasn't involved in any robbery. I know it's been sitting here for 
days."

What did the officer see that clears Bill and his car?

Ready for the answer? Here you goŠ

http://www.cartalk.com/content/puzzler/

So, did you figure it out?

Yours in weekly puzzler torment,

Maury Maille
Puzzler Dissemination Specialist
Car Talk Plaza

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