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Maury Maille
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Hahvahd Squayah
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This Week's Puzzler: Hubcaps of the Undercover Highway Patrol

RAY: The inspiration for this puzzler was sent in a decade or two ago by a 
fellow named Eric Orr. Actually, it was just a few months ago. And, of course, 
I had to completely scrap what he sent in.

TOM: He sent you the kernel of the idea.

RAY: Exactly. Here it is:

I remember a day some years ago when I got into a scrape with the law. Okay, I 
got stopped for speeding. It was an unmarked state police car that pulled me 
over. As he drove off after handing me my license and speeding ticket, I looked 
his car over, trying to find something that would make this unmarked car easier 
to spot in a crowd of cars the next time.

Well, the one thing I did notice-there were no other features really-was that 
this car had something called "half moon hubcaps." They're the kinds that cover 
only that part of the wheel where the lug nuts are located. They don't cover 
the entire wheel like traditional hubcaps.

Over the next few weeks, I began to look at lots of police cars, both marked 
and perhaps even unmarked. Most of them had these very same hubcaps, and not 
the full wheel hubcaps that most civilian cars had.

The question is why do you see these kinds of hubcaps on police cars? By the 
way, you do see them on some civilian cars. You see them on hot rods, for 
example-- and it may be that they're on hot rods and police vehicles for the 
same reason.

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Remember last week's puzzler? A Most Unsavory Cup of Joe

RAY: This puzzler came from a fellow named Jim Kugler. It's, well... it's a few 
years old.

TOM: He's probably dead!

RAY: That's what I'm hoping for. Actually, he isn't really the author. He says, 
"This is a re-worked question from a Mensa quiz." So, he stole it from Mensa.

Did I mention that I had to obfuscate?

Okay. Here it is:

My friend Richard bought himself a fancy European sports car. One day he 
received a letter from his dealership asking him to stop by for a recall.  The 
inspection would be completed within 30 minutes while he waited, of course.

Richard made an appointment, dropped off his car, and was directed to the 
waiting room. The hospitality hostess-this is a very fancy dealership, as you 
can tell-- pointed out the magazine rack, directed him to a café table, and 
asked him if he would like some coffee and a brioche.

Richard said, "Yes," and soon the hostess returned and provided him with a 
steaming cup. Just as he was about to put the cup to his lips he saw an 
extinguished match floating in his coffee cup. He called the hostess over to 
his table and pointed out the used match.

She cried out, "Mon Dieu!" She immediately removed the offensive cup and 
quickly returned, saying, "I'm so sorry, sir. Here's a fresh cup."

After he calmed down, Richard tasted his coffee, and then indignantly slammed 
his fist on the table, and bellowed, "What are you trying to pull? This is the 
same cup of coffee! All you did was take out the match!"

How did he know?

Here's how:

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So, did you figure it out?

Yours in weekly puzzler torment,

Maury Maille
Puzzler Dissemination Specialist
Car Talk Plaza

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