hey kids thanks for the 33 emails. its about time someone talked and
stuff on this list.
i just wanna say a few things bceause its america and i have the right
to.
a: gay . gay gaygay gay gay gay gay gay
i say this not because im trying to offend someone. or because i have a
thing against homosexuals. because i dont. i say it because its fun to
piss off people who are overly concerned about being PC.
2: my worst favorite modest mouse song, if you didnt get it from that
descriptive thing i wrote, is dirty fingernails. runner up is dog
paddle, with Exit does not exist to show. and ill tell you why
dirty fingernails is too screamy, crap. just like the kind of stuff i
make up on the spot. yeah big woop.. dirty fingernails. i cant relate
this to anything. its like writing a song where i scream the words "non
whitening toothpaste" over and over.
dog paddle is pretty much the same way.
exit does not exist gets me in a bad place because i dont like one
syllable every measure.
does
not
ex-ist
this song redeems itself with the line "as a matter of fact i dont
recall this photo being taken"
3: whoever said bankrupt on selling talks about st peter meant to say
uh... sytrofoam boots. no big woop. normally i would never say soething
this anal but im in a little bit of a bad mood.
4: whoever said their favorite song is some song they heard isaac do at
a concert in east bumfuck is pretentious. and since this is america im
entitled to my opinion. and since this is also america youre allowed to
flame me for that. but what kinda bullshit answer is that. "oh wait my
favorite modest mouse song is the 5 seconds of feedback that isaac made
come out of his guitar right after he said "goodnight" back in 89 when i
saw them in my uncles basement"
i think thats it. sorry for being so crabby. you guys are really nice
and all. i like a list thats not always trying to show each other who
has the bigger modest mouse cock. if you understand what i mean.
doot n dooot.
russ
