I'm not positive where I got this URL (I think I may have gotten it from this 
list, or another list I am on...people throw URLS around like nothin' and I 
try them all out like the whore I am, without the social life), but there is 
a website for a record label (www.trackstarrecords.com) that has singles ads, 
that are generally amusing...but, by the looks of it, completely serious.

It'd be great if you all sent in a picture to www.trackstarrecords.com and 
placed a singles ad, on a lark, to get the indie nookie (sans anything limp) 
or if only so that I can put a face with the secret code names the modest 
mouse masses use...whatever your reason...

SWM 24 Looking For a SF
College Educated and Clocking a Check
Sensitive and Soft in the middle

Turn Ons:
Girls who don't mind bad dancers, Vegetarian Bar-B-Q Chicken (Mock), 
Spectacles, Girls with Style,  Tony Hawk Pro Skater, weekend adventures, the 
number 4, and Singles Ads.

Turn Offs: Total abscence of body hair, not being able to ride a bike longer 
than 5 minutes, People who think Virginia is a shitty place to live (because 
I like it alright), bad drivers, inside jokes, and Singles Ads.

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