[MMouse]:

[ben A. of the 21st century]

there is this thing called a fossil record.  its where you can take a
bunch of fossils and look at them, and tell that each one is an evolved
version of the last.  that's how we got here now, and johnny, you can't
physically evolve as a person.  it takes thousands of years and
generations. 
thank you for your cooperation and concern. 

ben A. of the 21st century