> 10. 5
> 9. 6
> 8. 9
> 7. 10
> 6. 4
> 5. 8
> 4. 2
> 3. 3
> 2. 1
> 1. 7
> > Godspeed,
> Jay Miller
I just wanted to point out that the number "4" did not
come out this past year, in fact it's been around for
a few thousand years. I really think "43" deserved at
least an honorable mention for repeatedly being a
factor in my seemingly random life. Also, "8" was
really good, but "9" should've been a little higher on
the list because it really is a great piece of work.
and now, the only list that really matters:
My Top Five Made-up Words for 1999
HM: lamer - n./adj. one who is lame, or who is
characterized by lame actions ("That lamer tried to
kife my source, but I told the bitch to eat smeg.")
5. kickflipjumpsmack - n. a particularly nasty smack
4. busticate - v. to harm or maim with one's hands
("Word, son was bringing static on my leet speak, so I
had to busticate his fluffy grill.")
3. jaxtify - v. to rip off or steal (syn. kife)
("If I see that punk trying to jaxtify my Java script
again for his lamer site, I'm gonna jaxtify dat azz.")
2. laflo - (la FLO) acronym for internet love ("love
at first log-on")
1. desmeg - v. to dispose of another's crap,
figuratively speaking ("I had to desmeg dis joint
after my pissant roommate left his Oasis CD on the
coffee table.")
in words,
*phiL*
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