i'm going to have to add in my favourite porn here... it's called "fuck for sale"... i bought it for a friend at a flea market in paris... he was a fiend, so i figured that nothing would suit him more than a foreign piece of ass... the cover was so fucked up... some chick with huge tits and writing in some language i couldn't understand... i think i was german... got it back to him and when we tried to play it... all we got was a black screen and noises... like a german bitch telling some leather clad dude that he's her daddy (or something just a fucked up as that).... oh a totally unrealted note... i saw tenacious d on saturday... the most comical experience of my life... everyone was 35 and drunk, and here i am some little girl, almost half their age, acting just as dumb... they had some freak for a prop who i got to smile and pose for pictures by flirting with and yelling, from the audience, "i'll suck your dick if you smile for me"... i'm a classy lassy and needless to say i got my pictures... but no dick sucking occured... it's pretty funny to see drunk old hollywood types to be singing shit like "...have you ever been worked on by two guys that are hot for your snatch..." it's all about the kg and the jb in my town baby... anyway, sorry for wasting your time. love and me, sucking on your toes, leigh
