> Hard like Tarot cards, behold the one-man million 
> man march. Rev. Jack Godsey.


Did you say "one man march"?  GODDAMN it.  
My friend Dan & I had a concept for one of our many
homemade movies in which he, who is of partial
African-American descent, would be filmed walking down
Main Street in a tiny tiny town near the tiny town we
live in.  We would have various and sundry footage of
him spewing angry anti-Caucasian rhetoric at the
(very) few hapless passers-by who might be unfortunate
enough to encounter him while we were filming.  Sadly,
our campaign to undermine the white man franchise was
sidetracked due to his acceptance to art school and
subsequent departure from the area, as well as the
fact that Spike Lee stole our idea and made a really
bad movie out of it (well, his idea was different than
ours, but we had it first).  This phenomenon known as
the One Man March was immortalized in song, the dub
classic "Kill Whitey," which features the only known
recordings of yrs truly freestyling.  Too bad we
drenched the sound so deep in reverb that no one but
the two of us can make out what is being said.  Maybe
someday when I'm feeling fruity I'll post a clip.


pillsbury dough boy,
*phiL*

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