unfortunately radio radio has been shot in the head, execution style.  you 
can thank fat tony.  you see, radio radio had a bit of a gambling problem and 
pushed his bookie too far (he bet on the dryer beating the washing machine... 
poor fucking stupid radio radio).  anyway, i'm sure he'll be found in a 
shallow grave in north jersey sometime in the next five years... until then 
you can catch me at a much better time slot... after firebombing the station 
manager's cars every hour, on the hour, the kids have finally caught on... 
the sasquatch i got to fuck up their shit helped out some too.  anyway, this 
budding terrorist can be found blowing your asses away on saturdays from 2 to 
4pm, pacific time.  this time i'll have two other masked bandits with me, 
lucas and dave.  the only down side to lucas is that he likes pennywise, 
which makes him superfuckingbro and dave tends to pick up on every female 
possible.  me, i'm being modest in saying that i have no down side.  the yet 
to be titled show is on kuci 88.9fm, the university of california at irvine's 
radio station.  fat tony and i have made a deal.  so if you don't listen, 
he's going to find you, bust your kneecaps and then toss you out of a moving 
car, mafia style.  you don't want to listen, but you love to fuck with people 
on the phone?  well guess what!  i love to tell people that i'm not wearing 
much whilst on the phone... so if you want to call a naughty little girl and 
some sassy little boys, i suggest you call 949.824.5824... hey, you... stop 
hitting your fucking head on the corner of that glass table, you're gonna 
dent your skull.  it's alright if you aren't within listening range.  you can 
tune in at www.kuci.org.  you can listen via real audio, mp3 and some java 
hook up.  no excuses fuckers, unless you were born without ears and then i'll 
dry hump you to make up for the faux pas.  
so here's a recap for you:
who: hotties davey, lucas and missy leigh
what: ummm... my radio show
where: 88.9fm for those in orange county or www.kuci.org elsewhere
when: saturdays from 2 to 4pm, pacific time starting 04.08.00
why: because if you call and ask, i'll make my monkey noise, and it   rules 
you
please support your local smartass and maybe hear some good music in the 
meantime... thanks kiddies... thuggs and kisses for one and all... 



love and spinal piercings,


leigh

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