so i was thinking about this whole shirt business, and it sounds neat, but you know, it's been done. i mean, britney spears's got shirts, the backstreet boys have shirts, metallica's got shirts, too so that's you know, not very indie rock. and of course, from personal experience, i know that at least the girls against boys list made shirts. so i'm thinking, we don't want to debase ourselves to a level of commonplacers, right? i mean, we all want to show how indie-rock we are, and let people know just how in place our self-content sense of irony is, don't we? so here's the plan, in a word: sweatbands. in two words: sweatbands, wristbands. and then we all grow curly mullets. and never worry about the sweat or hair, or sweaty hair in our eyes, or slippin' our grip. and like mike reno, we'll be "lovin' every minute of it - ALRIGHT!" turn that dial all the way, shoot me like a rocket into space, star otherwise, i second the "you can really get it on" on the back. though let's not forget - we could have neon yellow cotton headbands that say "get it on!"
