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I went to the Bloodhound Gang/Nerf
Herder concert last night at Clutch Cargo's in Pontiac, Michigan. Tickets
were only $18.50, and I really like Nerf Herder. I couldn't care less
about the Bloodhound Gang.
We got there shortly after doors
opened and a band called Powderfaith was playing. They were rocking and
jumping all over the place, but they reminded me of a band like Staind.
Their music sounded like it, and the vocalist always screamed, but he didn't
sing like Aaron Lewis does. They were all right, I guess, but I'm not into
that type of music a whole lot.
The next band was A (which is a
horrible name for a band). They were from London. Their bass player
was good, and the band was energetic, but I didn't like the music. I
couldn't really compare it to anything, but the lead singer sounded like Angus
Young and he liked to say the f-word.
Then Nerf Herder came on. The
first thing Parry said was "On the count of three, I want you all to say
'f*** Subway!'" It was an entertaining set, but they only played
about eight songs. Most of them were from their first album. About
the second song, my friend nudged me to look to my left. There was some
chubby girl on a guy's shoulders with her tanktop pulled up, flashing
everyone. Those were the first breasts I have seen in person, and they
were gross. So I looked back at the band. During one of the songs,
Parry said "and now, it's time to sell our souls to the devil. If you
don't want to sell your soul to him, you can leave." Then some weird
guy came out with a long goatee and bleached blond hair and grabbed Parry's
guitar . . . and proceeded to play part of a Slayer song. I found out
later that this was the guitarist for the Bloodhound Gang. A couple
minutes later, some girl in a red tanktop was being passed forward toward the
stage. She was also flashing everyone while holding a beer in one of her
hands. As she was being passed up, lots of guys reached up and grabbed her
breasts. That's retarded. Nerf Herder pulled her up on stage and she
started dancing with them. At one point, Parry pulled her down on top of
him and she straddled him and started riding him. The set ended shortly
after that.
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