> ok, labor... see here's a little logic and stuff... you drink while the
baby 
> is in your womb and the kid is kinda fucked... what you injest is what
the 
> baby injests... correct? 

well let's think about this with an alternative logic.  you're in labor,
your baby is coming out... a baby coming out = NOT YOU!  hey now, there's
some logic to live by!

now i, 
> for one, am not going to be the one taking risks with things springing
from 
> my loins... if i'm going to go through labor, i'm going to make sure that
i 
> pop out as perfect of a motherfucking kid as poosible... 

and yet your child will never quite be perfect enough ;)  what about that
time before you know you're pregnant..when it doesn't show..and you have
something to drink?  a little wine maybe?  boohoo.  it's not gonna destroy
the child's future if you have a little wine before you realize you're
pregnant.
- amy

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