Ah, Mark, Boucher will be winning a Cup in 5 years (though, probably,
sooner). Shame on you. (Grin)
As for New Jersey ladies... Well, I must admit, I am a sucker
for the dark hair/blue eyes. Every time.
Justin
On Wed, 7 Jun 2000, Robbins, Mark wrote:
>
>
> Yes, Boucher is a talent, i'll give him that. And in five years he'll be
> warming the bench for the next "greatest thing since..." much like your Mr.
> Vanbiesbrouck is doing now.
>
> Jersey gets a lot of crap, "You're smelly" "It looks like a work camp"
> "You're really smelly" "Your women are ass ugly" "You talk funny" "You
> invtened the circle" most of which it doesn't deserve. First off, we do
> smell, but unlike other places with the stench of decaying corpses and banal
> dreams, we smell like cow manure, or sometimes like sausage casings. I
> don't think I have to declare my love of sausage, but the smell of cow
> manure might take a little defense. It's not the nicest stuff to be around,
> granted. It looks like well, shit, and it has the consitency of well, shit.
> But its smell is a different matter. It puts you in your place, in open
> spaces (and when your not standing in a large pile of it) it is a subtle
> smell, and I think, a comforting one. It takes some getting used to, and it
> certainly isn't for everyone, but I'll take the smell of cow loaf over the
> mild hint of urine that follows you everywhere in the city anyday.
> Second, we do not talk funny. The Jersey accent is a myth perpetuated by a
> number of small but powerful New Jersey hate groups to make us appear
> stuipder than we actually are. When you hear a jersey girl talk with that
> disgusting drawl what you are actually witnessing is the manifestation of a
> self perpetuating myth, you have been informed. Does your state have its
> own hate group? Unless you're new jersey, the answer is probably no,
> therefore, my state is better than your state.
> Third, jersey girls are ass ugly. I can't argue with that. But New Jersey
> is a part of the global economy, what's to say that we can't import our
> women from New Guinea if we want? Nothing, that's what. And that's exactly
> what we'll do, because we know the value of globalism, its not money or
> power or prosperity, its exotic women.
> Finally, the circle. The bane of every driver who's ever encountered one.
> But, for a little Jersey lore, we also invented the jughandle (the best
> thing ever invented in the history of the automobile) and the concrete
> divider that is thicker on the bottom and slimmer at the top. Yeah, Jersey
> rocks, and so do the Devils. There was no need for all of that..but I feel
> better.
>
> Mark
> Bleib Immer Locker.
>
>
> <<good call dude. no, really. very intelligent. leclair, recchi, gagne,
> boucher...the flyers have more than just eric lindros. if you can't see that
>
> than you really shouldn't be watching hockey.
>
> uh, no one in philly talks about the phils winning ANYTHING as if it was
> last
> wednesday. pay attention.
>
> as for the lights in our parking lot...what the hell are you talking about?
> is that the best you've got?>>
>
