looks like no one else is going to do it... so i'm going to do a little bit 
of the reviewin' for the picnic... so me and dusty (australian for i can't 
get a tan) get there at fucking 12, nice and early to see all the goos 
stuff... more like nice and early so that my scalp can get burnt.  but so 
there was some strange folks there... i'm expecting the typical o.c. show 
kids... all decked out in their dark denim gear... but instead i could have 
sworn that some of those kids were thinking that phish was playing.  or like, 
oldies thinking that (insert band that 30 and 40 somethings would go see 
here) were kickin it stage a style.  so anyway... at the drive in played and 
the same kids that were assholes at the alkaline trio show go and be assholes 
during their set... thank goodness they weren't near me, because i'd set my 
fist radars on "ball-smash"... but the big hair'd boys shook their small 
asses profusely... mouse played right after them... (oh!  i saw lovely nurse 
morgan, cathlic kate, zachary schmackary and the glitter kitty among others 
there... listers kick ace)... and there was madd dancing in my neck of the 
woods... some total quality piece of the gene pool tried starting a fight 
with a kid with shitlocks and security decided to tackle him and carry him 
off to a super secret location for some probing maybe(?)... so the mouse were 
good, but they sounded alot different, cleaner maybe, because it was all 
outside and junk.  but issac, dood, what's up with the holes in the shirt?  
are you trying to kick it 80's punker style?  bts was next and i think i just 
about dropped to my knees when they started playing "else".... *splooge*... 
downside:  i was about to drop to my knees because i was so beat.  built to 
spill is fab live, but they are such a sit down band... not much for the 
dancing except maybe some minor ass shaking... beck was beck... not to close, 
more like making fun of dusty doing the big pimpin dance... highlight:  
portapotties fermenting in the sun with NO toilet paper in sight... what type 
of person actually thinks it's ok to shit in one of thsoe numbers?  don't 
they know that's asking for a nice case of hepititis?  ok kids... if i saw 
you, kisses and inappropriate touching.... if i didn't, touch yourself for me.



love and jerk chicken,



leigh

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