so leigh, at my worst state of hernia-ness my testicles got to a hair over 3 inches long by a little under 2 inches wide. it hurt really bad..like all tender and swelly-like. lots of throbbing too. but its not like it was enough to get in the way of my everyday activity. i went to school during it all. but i did get excused from gym class. the bastards announced it to the whole class. so anyway, i dont know how we know if our balls are ther right size, show them to as many people as you can and listen for their reactions. "oh my god those are huge" if not that or "wow those sure are small" you pretty much know that they are normal. me and my friends have found methods of very quickly unzipping and whipping ours out hiding our penises so as not to be too rude in a split second. yep facinating. leigh have you ever judged a ball contest? like as far as bigness or just overall quality? i judged one (an a penis contest too) at the michigan fest...but they were all crusty punks so it wasnt as cool as it should have been. oh well. oh yeah and fuck dr. laura. at the bookstore i work at we use old unsold dr. laura daily rip off page calenders. and my co workers (idiot berkinstock ponytail people) always tape them up behind the counter for daily inspiration. cripes. oh well bye love and everyone on this list ripping off leighs sign-off style, andrew
