got's a few things that i think that are worth ranting about....
i hope more than a few of you have mtv and actually watch it because it's
mind numbing... really, if i want to think about nothing it turn to mtv... so
before work yesterday i wanted to catch a little \m/RETURN.OF.THE.ROCK\m/...
and of course, since limp bizcit is rock... anyway, the break stuff video
came on... and it's so rap video, but this time with white boys and bmx
bikes... i hope you all see how lame it is... it's kickin it rap style
because the stupid fucks sat down and thought about how many of their friends
they could stick in front of the camera... so anyway, this one chick, who is
obviously cool and probably big into !extreme sports! totally lifts up her
shirt... how cool is that? i mean i think it's so cool that she got the
chance to be in a video that would get major rotation and she came up with
the idea to get so angry and taken away by the music that she showed me her
boobies... i swear to god that this girl has to be the stupidest fucking
snatch ever born, and she's probably been bedded by all of the limpettes... i
hope i accidently run you over.
i love Tnbc on saturday mornings... once again, filth that feeds nothing but
the growing part of my brain that makes me want to pick my nose, look at what
i found, and then eat it with glee... someday watching too much tv will
probably lead me to eat my own shit, just like a cute little puppy...
couple more favourite words:
**sharp... man, that shirt looks sharp.. my boss says it alot, it's caught on
**faux... i decided since i've spent my life getting my name mispronounced, i
should bestow the same fate upon my oh-so-fortunate offspring... how's about
maux faux? i think the kid would like it if you ask me...
**cheesedick... my dad seriously said this to one of my dance dates... if you
thought i was filthy, my dad is like 80 times worse... as we're walking out
the door, my dad yells "now don't be a cheesedick" to my date... how the fuck
am i supposed to look pretty when i have a look of ass-clenching terror on my
face? could anyone please tell me what the hell a cheesedick even is? is it
something manufactured by hickory farms?
love and big black sweatshirts,
leigh
